Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

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Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

#29 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 08:04 PM by Ctomatoesoup - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (1)

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