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My friend had a few drinks and decided it would be a good idea to ride down a set of stairs with his bike and try jump off it... he missed. Result? 3 fractures in his head and leaking cerebral fluid out his nose. God, why do ILA

#25 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 08:59 PM by sk8torkid - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (32) - You deserved that one (4)

Last night I was at a party had load of shots. I got drunk and started shadowboxing over by a fireplace because I thought i was at the gym for a minute. This one girl starts a conversation with me and before I knew it I was in a room and she was taking my pants off. I started yelling IM NOT GOING TO THE OFFICE! Needless to say, I got no sex ILA

#26 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:43 PM by boxing4ever - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (25) - You deserved that one (3)

My brother recently turned 18 years old. He begged me to let him drink with me one night. So I went out, and purchased the drinks. 2 hours into the night, he went to the bathroom started to puke his guts out. So I went in there shortly after to check on him. He kept looking at me with a "Ah I'm going to die" look. The drinks were non-alcholic. I died of laughter! ILA

#22 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM by brohan - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

Last night, I had eight keg cups filled with half beer and half vodka. I went to the bathroom and emerged to find my friend wearing a bandana. I thought he was a serial killer and feared for my life, so i locked myself in the bathroom to hide from the killer. It took 4 people an hour to talk me out. Then I puked on the kids who talked me out. ILA

#19 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 05:36 PM by Pete - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

#29 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 08:04 PM by Ctomatoesoup - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (1)

Today, I was super drunk on Keystone and Vodka shots and found myself in the stairwell of dorm, needing to break the seal in the worst way. I opened a window and started to piss on a tree. I screamed "I'M WATERING THESE F****ING FLOWERS B****ES!", then proceeded to see that I was p*ssing on 3 RAs three floors below. I might get suspended, but ILA

#18 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 04:51 PM by Spruiell - School - I agree, you love alcohol (22) - You deserved that one (1)

Today, my roomate spilt her full beer on our bathroom floor. She then proceeded to my kitchen, and grabbed my shamwow. She soaked up all of the beer with the shamwow and then drained it into her mouth before my very eyes. Needless to say, I was impressed. ILA

#13 (0) - Oct 19, 2009 01:19 PM by misc248 - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (0)

After downing a 1.75 of fleischman's in a half hour with a few girls during my first semester of college I went on to p*ss on the girls bathroom floor, slip on my own p*ss, fall backwards and put my head through a wall, and drop kick the toilet. All in one smooth motion. ILA

#21 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM by Jim - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (6)

This morning as went into my hotel bathroom, I found toliet paper desintigrating in my sink. Then as I opened my toliet seat lid, I found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and acne wash; floating. Apparently I didn't distinguish between the two, or figure out the layout of the bathroom well enough before going out to the bars. ILA

#14 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 06:36 AM by ThePidgeon - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (5)

So I was really drunk with my old high school friends, and after taking a wiz outside, I went back into his apartment. Only I misjudged the houses and walked into his next door neighbors house. They are a nice mormon family, and this was two days after he moved in next door. Awkward, but ILA

#16 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 09:00 AM by jamesthegreat - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (1)

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