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  <title>today i was so drunk i was taken back home and lef</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i was so drunk i was taken back home and left the cat the back seat of a van then my friends looked for me but i was lost afraid i had left the car they yelled for me i woke up i had fallen off the seat underneath the seat before me invisible to the others ila<br><br>By: moimoimoi<br />on 02-03-2010<br>Category: Party<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n</title>
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    <![CDATA[one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n when i went home my mom was pisst that i couldnt even stand up so she called the cops n i was all throwin a fit so when the cop got there i was smokin a cig n im not old enough to smoke so when he askt to put it out i said fk you and threw it at him and then hit the floorone helluva nite<br><br>By: datGiRL<br />on 19-01-2010<br>Category: Party<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>me n my boyfriend were at this party there were a</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Sex/39</link>
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    <![CDATA[me n my boyfriend were at this party there were about 20 other ppl in the room n the alcohol started to hit us n we got a lil freaky so we pulled the blanket over us n proceeded to have crazy sex n after being done we realized the blanket was long gonen wed jus very well entertained each n every one of them motherfers<br><br>By: datGiRL<br />on 19-01-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>us marines stationed in japan were bragging which </title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Work/35</link>
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    <![CDATA[us marines stationed in japan were bragging which of of special ops groups was the baddest (while pitching horseshoes of all things) one guy from the air force para-rescue team was there a drunk marine fell on the horseshoe stake para rescue dude pulled him off closed the wound with a pack of smokes  re-inflated his collapsed lung he was bad ila<br><br>By: Marine<br />on 02-12-2009<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title> a us marine stationed in japan with me came home </title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Work/34</link>
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    <![CDATA[ a us marine stationed in japan with me came home drunk and shook the cigarette machine hoping for free smokes i heard the crash and ran to where he was he was under the machine with 2 broken arms<br><br>By: Marine<br />on 02-12-2009<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Marine</author>
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  <title>after hitting the bars my buddy and i went back t</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Miscellaneous/30</link>
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    <![CDATA[after hitting the bars my buddy and i went back to my house to crash i collapsed on my bed after a few seconds i stood up dropped my pants popped a squat and pssed all over my bed spread while my girl friend was still in the bed then i ripped all the covers off flipping my girl friend off of the bed and slept ila<br><br>By: rather<br />on 27-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>last night i got drunk and stole a mop out of som</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Miscellaneous/29</link>
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    <![CDATA[last night i got drunk and stole a mop out of someones closet i decided to take a stroll with the mop i randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake he took it from someones birthday party before they ate it for some reason we decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked i had fun ila<br><br>By: Ctomatoesoup<br />on 24-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>a few weeks ago i was with a girl on her bed appa</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Sex/28</link>
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    <![CDATA[a few weeks ago i was with a girl on her bed apparently she had left her hair straightener on her bed and at some point we accidentally turned it on the next morning i woke up with big burns on my side that will probably scar me for life thank god for that alcohol ila<br><br>By: Cameron<br />on 24-10-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Cameron</author>
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  <title>at my parents anniversary party i got blackout dr</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Party/27</link>
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    <![CDATA[at my parents anniversary party i got blackout drunk i apparently got into a nasty argument with my sister and then went upstairs and played halo 3 online i dont remember it but when i woke up i found a bunch of nasty comments from fellow halo players i looked at the replays my game and apparently i had teabagged everything in my path ila<br><br>By: halo_fan<br />on 24-10-2009<br>Category: Party<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>last night i was at a party had load of shots i g</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Sex/26</link>
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    <![CDATA[last night i was at a party had load of shots i got drunk and started shadowboxing over by a fireplace because i thought i was at the gym for a minute this one girl starts a conversation with me and before i knew it i was in a room and she was taking my pants off i started yelling im not going to the office needless to say i got no sex ila<br><br>By: boxing4ever<br />on 24-10-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>my friend had a few drinks and decided it would be</title>
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    <![CDATA[my friend had a few drinks and decided it would be a good idea to ride down a set of stairs with his bike and try jump off it he missed result 3 fractures in his head and leaking cerebral fluid out his nose god why do ila<br><br>By: sk8torkid<br />on 23-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 32 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>last night i was in a club just drinking i stood</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Party/24</link>
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    <![CDATA[last night i was in a club just drinking i stood up to go home and it suddenly hit my body just how very drunk i was i felt nauseous and went into the ladies room to vomit after 10 minutes i heard a girl say oh my god theres someone passed out in here i thought to myself wow someones passed out in here turned out it was me ila<br><br>By: bagless<br />on 23-10-2009<br>Category: Party<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 16<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>after a night of drinking i went to bed in a not-</title>
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    <![CDATA[after a night of drinking i went to bed in a not-so-humid room which makes me super thirsty at night after downing about a quart of water in the first 2 hours i grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid as i found out the next morning fleischmanns is not and acceptable substitute for water ila<br><br>By: reyfufurules<br />on 22-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 15 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>my brother recently turned 18 years old he begged</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Miscellaneous/22</link>
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    <![CDATA[my brother recently turned 18 years old he begged me to let him drink with me one night so i went out and purchased the drinks 2 hours into the night he went to the bathroom started to puke his guts out so i went in there shortly after to check on him he kept looking at me with a ah im going to die look the drinks were non-alcholic i died of laughter ila<br><br>By: brohan<br />on 21-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>after downing a 175 of fleischmans in a half hou</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/School/21</link>
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    <![CDATA[after downing a 175 of fleischmans in a half hour with a few girls during my first semester of college i went on to pss on the girls bathroom floor slip on my own pss fall backwards and put my head through a wall and drop kick the toilet all in one smooth motion ila<br><br>By: Jim<br />on 21-10-2009<br>Category: School<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jim</author>
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  <title>i made the university paper yesterday apparently </title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/School/20</link>
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    <![CDATA[i made the university paper yesterday apparently when i stumbled back to the dorms a few nights ago i collapsed on the stairs and a university cop came over he asked if i needed help  for my id i guess i pulled out a condom put it in my mouth chewed and spat the wrapper at him or so i read since that night ila<br><br>By: the big guy<br />on 21-10-2009<br>Category: School<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>the big guy</author>
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  <title>last night  i had eight keg cups filled with half</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Party/19</link>
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    <![CDATA[last night  i had eight keg cups filled with half beer and half vodka i went to the bathroom and emerged to find my friend wearing a bandana i thought he was a serial killer and feared for my life so i locked myself in the bathroom to hide from the killer it took 4 people an hour to talk me out then i puked on the kids who talked me out ila<br><br>By: Pete<br />on 20-10-2009<br>Category: Party<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Pete</author>
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  <title>today i was super drunk on keystone and vodka sho</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/School/18</link>
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    <![CDATA[today i was super drunk on keystone and vodka shots and found myself in the stairwell of dorm needing to break the seal in the worst way  i opened a window and started to piss on a tree  i screamed im watering these fing flowers bes then proceeded to see that i was pssing on 3 ras three floors below  i might get suspended but ila<br><br>By: Spruiell<br />on 20-10-2009<br>Category: School<br>Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Spruiell</author>
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  <title>so i was really drunk with my old high school frie</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Miscellaneous/16</link>
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    <![CDATA[so i was really drunk with my old high school friends and after taking a wiz outside i went back into his apartment only i misjudged the houses and walked into his next door neighbors house they are a nice mormon family and this was two days after he moved in next door awkward but ila<br><br>By: jamesthegreat<br />on 20-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>this morning as went into my hotel bathroom i fou</title>
  <link>http://www.wastedstories.com/view/Miscellaneous/14</link>
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    <![CDATA[this morning as went into my hotel bathroom i found toliet paper desintigrating in my sink then as i opened my toliet seat lid i found my toothbrush toothpaste and acne wash floating apparently i didnt distinguish between the two or figure out the layout of the bathroom well enough before going out to the bars ila<br><br>By: ThePidgeon<br />on 20-10-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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