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A few weeks ago I was with a girl on her bed. Apparently she had left her hair straightener on her bed and at some point we accidentally turned it on. The next morning I woke up with big burns on my side that will probably scar me for life. Thank God for that alcohol! ILA

#28 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:52 PM by Cameron - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (18) - You deserved that one (8)

Last night, I went out with my roommate drunk to a party where we eventually separated. When I came back to my dorm I went straight to bed. In the middle the night, I heard a loud bumping sound. I sat up quickly thinking that I was being robbed. Turned out, my roommate had fallen flat on his face out of bed. Its a 5 foot loft. ILA

#6 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:38 PM by theworldisflat - School - I agree, you love alcohol (6) - You deserved that one (1)

US Marines stationed in Japan were bragging which of of Special Ops groups was the baddest (while pitching horseshoes, of all things). One guy from the Air Force para-rescue team was there. A drunk Marine fell on the horseshoe stake. Para Rescue dude pulled him off, closed the wound with a pack of smokes & re-inflated his collapsed lung. He was bad. ILA

#35 (0) - Dec 2, 2009 02:24 AM by Marine - Work - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (0)

one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n when i went home my mom was pisst that i couldnt even stand up so she called the cops n i was all throwin a fit so when the cop got there i was smokin a cig n im not old enough to smoke so when he askt to put it out i said f***k you and threw it at him and then hit the floor...one helluva nite

#40 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:49 PM by datGiRL - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (5)

My brother recently turned 18 years old. He begged me to let him drink with me one night. So I went out, and purchased the drinks. 2 hours into the night, he went to the bathroom started to puke his guts out. So I went in there shortly after to check on him. He kept looking at me with a "Ah I'm going to die" look. The drinks were non-alcholic. I died of laughter! ILA

#22 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM by brohan - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

Last year, my roommate thought that it would be a good idea to go out and drink. I had no problem with that, until during his drunken-sleep-walking-night, when he mistakenly mistook my desk for the toilet. Luckily, my computer wasn't on the desk, but my homework due the next way was. I guess we could say ILA... but not as much as him

#4 (0) - Oct 16, 2009 06:43 PM by Anonymous - School - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (1)

Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

#29 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 08:04 PM by Ctomatoesoup - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (1)

This morning I woke up in bed and under the sheets was a massive tree branch, with the bottom half covered in black sooth as if it was grabbed from a fire. I have no recollection of how it got there. Potentially for the best sex ever? Yes. ILA

#3 (0) - Oct 16, 2009 05:51 AM by Starkers - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (2) - You deserved that one (0)

today i was so drunk i was taken back home and left the cat the back seat of a van. Then my friends looked for me but i was lost. Afraid i had left the car they yelled for me. I woke up.. I had fallen off the seat underneath the seat before me invisible to the others... ILA

#43 (0) - Mar 2, 2010 04:37 PM by moimoimoi - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (4)

me n my boyfriend were at this party. there were about 20 other ppl in the room n the alcohol started to hit us n we got a lil freaky. so we pulled the blanket over us n proceeded to have crazy sex n after being done we realized the blanket was long gone..n we'd jus very well entertained each n every one of them motherf***ers

#39 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:44 PM by datGiRL - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (5)

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