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Last night, I was in a club just drinking. I stood up to go home, and it suddenly hit my body just how very drunk I was. I felt nauseous and went into the ladies room to vomit. After 10 minutes I heard a girl say, "Oh, my God! There's someone passed out in here!" I thought to myself, "Wow, someone's passed out in here?". Turned out, it was me. ILA

#24 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 06:40 AM by bagless - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (7) - You deserved that one (16)

So I went to a casual party three nights ago dressed in my best white pants (obviously) and lavender button down shirt. I started to chat up with some girl in the bar and after a while we began to dance (dirty). Got her digits and proceeded to head back home. As i was rolling to my room my younger brother stops and tells me that i had pizza sauce on my pants... this chick had apparently used me as a human tampon throughout the night!! ILA

#7 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:48 PM by danq - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (12)

At my parents' anniversary party I got blackout drunk. I apparently got into a nasty argument with my sister, and then went upstairs and played Halo 3 online. I don't remember it, but when I woke up, I found a bunch of nasty comments from fellow Halo players. I looked at the replays my game and apparently I had teabagged everything in my path. ILA

#27 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:51 PM by halo_fan - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (8)

A few weeks ago I was with a girl on her bed. Apparently she had left her hair straightener on her bed and at some point we accidentally turned it on. The next morning I woke up with big burns on my side that will probably scar me for life. Thank God for that alcohol! ILA

#28 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:52 PM by Cameron - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (18) - You deserved that one (8)

After downing a 1.75 of fleischman's in a half hour with a few girls during my first semester of college I went on to p*ss on the girls bathroom floor, slip on my own p*ss, fall backwards and put my head through a wall, and drop kick the toilet. All in one smooth motion. ILA

#21 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM by Jim - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (6)

I made the university paper yesterday. Apparently when I stumbled back to the dorms a few nights ago, I collapsed on the stairs and a university cop came over. He asked if I needed help, & for my ID. I guess I pulled out a condom, put it in my mouth, chewed, and spat the wrapper at him. Or so I read. Since that night, ILA

#20 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 06:27 AM by the big guy - School - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (6)

This morning as went into my hotel bathroom, I found toliet paper desintigrating in my sink. Then as I opened my toliet seat lid, I found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and acne wash; floating. Apparently I didn't distinguish between the two, or figure out the layout of the bathroom well enough before going out to the bars. ILA

#14 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 06:36 AM by ThePidgeon - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (5)

After a night of drinking, I went to bed in a not-so-humid room, which makes me super thirsty at night. After downing about a quart of water in the first 2 hours, I grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid. As I found out the next morning, Fleischmann's is NOT and acceptable substitute for water. ILA

#23 (0) - Oct 22, 2009 04:03 PM by reyfufurules - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (15) - You deserved that one (5)

one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n when i went home my mom was pisst that i couldnt even stand up so she called the cops n i was all throwin a fit so when the cop got there i was smokin a cig n im not old enough to smoke so when he askt to put it out i said f***k you and threw it at him and then hit the floor...one helluva nite

#40 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:49 PM by datGiRL - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (5)

me n my boyfriend were at this party. there were about 20 other ppl in the room n the alcohol started to hit us n we got a lil freaky. so we pulled the blanket over us n proceeded to have crazy sex n after being done we realized the blanket was long gone..n we'd jus very well entertained each n every one of them motherf***ers

#39 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:44 PM by datGiRL - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (5)

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