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Category: miscellaneous

After hitting the bars, my buddy and i went back to my house to crash. I collapsed on my bed. After a few seconds I stood up, dropped my pants, popped a squat and p*ssed all over my bed spread while my girl friend was still in the bed. Then I ripped all the covers off, flipping my girl friend off of the bed, and slept. ILA

#30 (0) - Oct 27, 2009 09:41 PM by rather - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (3) - You deserved that one (0)

Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

#29 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 08:04 PM by Ctomatoesoup - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (1)

My friend had a few drinks and decided it would be a good idea to ride down a set of stairs with his bike and try jump off it... he missed. Result? 3 fractures in his head and leaking cerebral fluid out his nose. God, why do ILA

#25 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 08:59 PM by sk8torkid - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (32) - You deserved that one (4)

After a night of drinking, I went to bed in a not-so-humid room, which makes me super thirsty at night. After downing about a quart of water in the first 2 hours, I grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid. As I found out the next morning, Fleischmann's is NOT and acceptable substitute for water. ILA

#23 (0) - Oct 22, 2009 04:03 PM by reyfufurules - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (15) - You deserved that one (5)

My brother recently turned 18 years old. He begged me to let him drink with me one night. So I went out, and purchased the drinks. 2 hours into the night, he went to the bathroom started to puke his guts out. So I went in there shortly after to check on him. He kept looking at me with a "Ah I'm going to die" look. The drinks were non-alcholic. I died of laughter! ILA

#22 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM by brohan - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

So I was really drunk with my old high school friends, and after taking a wiz outside, I went back into his apartment. Only I misjudged the houses and walked into his next door neighbors house. They are a nice mormon family, and this was two days after he moved in next door. Awkward, but ILA

#16 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 09:00 AM by jamesthegreat - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (1)

This morning as went into my hotel bathroom, I found toliet paper desintigrating in my sink. Then as I opened my toliet seat lid, I found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and acne wash; floating. Apparently I didn't distinguish between the two, or figure out the layout of the bathroom well enough before going out to the bars. ILA

#14 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 06:36 AM by ThePidgeon - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (5)

After a night of heavy drinking me and my roommate return to our dorm and pass out. My roommate, so i learned, has a tendency to sleepwalk when drunk. About 2 hours after we got back i see him get up, piss the corner of his closet and proceed to dry it with his towel. Next morning i wake up to find him using that same towel after having taken a shower and ask me why all his stuff smells like p*ss. ILA

#8 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 07:28 PM by themajor - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (3) - You deserved that one (1)

Today I'm with my boys at the bar the other, ripping shots off a $150 American Express gift card. I get so hammered, I head to go to the bathroom, pop into a stall and puke all over the place. I open up my eyes and there's a dude taking a s*** covered in my vomit! So I punch the guy in the face and book it outta there. ILA!

#2 (1) - Oct 14, 2009 10:21 PM by cst25 - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (12) - You deserved that one (1)

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