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Category: Party

today i was so drunk i was taken back home and left the cat the back seat of a van. Then my friends looked for me but i was lost. Afraid i had left the car they yelled for me. I woke up.. I had fallen off the seat underneath the seat before me invisible to the others... ILA

#43 (0) - Mar 2, 2010 04:37 PM by moimoimoi - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (4)

one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n when i went home my mom was pisst that i couldnt even stand up so she called the cops n i was all throwin a fit so when the cop got there i was smokin a cig n im not old enough to smoke so when he askt to put it out i said f***k you and threw it at him and then hit the floor...one helluva nite

#40 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:49 PM by datGiRL - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (5)

At my parents' anniversary party I got blackout drunk. I apparently got into a nasty argument with my sister, and then went upstairs and played Halo 3 online. I don't remember it, but when I woke up, I found a bunch of nasty comments from fellow Halo players. I looked at the replays my game and apparently I had teabagged everything in my path. ILA

#27 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:51 PM by halo_fan - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (8)

Last night, I was in a club just drinking. I stood up to go home, and it suddenly hit my body just how very drunk I was. I felt nauseous and went into the ladies room to vomit. After 10 minutes I heard a girl say, "Oh, my God! There's someone passed out in here!" I thought to myself, "Wow, someone's passed out in here?". Turned out, it was me. ILA

#24 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 06:40 AM by bagless - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (7) - You deserved that one (16)

Last night, I had eight keg cups filled with half beer and half vodka. I went to the bathroom and emerged to find my friend wearing a bandana. I thought he was a serial killer and feared for my life, so i locked myself in the bathroom to hide from the killer. It took 4 people an hour to talk me out. Then I puked on the kids who talked me out. ILA

#19 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 05:36 PM by Pete - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

Last night, I was at a friends house party at the end of a long drinking night. My friend said he had to go to the bathroom, so he left the room, made a circle, came back to the couch he was sitting on, un zipped his pants, p*ssed on the couch, and then passed out in it. This is why ILA

#12 (0) - Oct 19, 2009 06:23 AM by Anonymous - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (1)

I was at a concert recently, p*ss drunk, and had to piss. So I unzipped & went into my empty beer bottle. I set it down, and made my way back through the crowd. I looked back in time to see some guy pick up the bottle, take a huge swig, and spew it all over everyone behind me. Even I got misted. ILA

#11 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 08:02 PM by Nick - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (5) - You deserved that one (4)

So I went to a casual party three nights ago dressed in my best white pants (obviously) and lavender button down shirt. I started to chat up with some girl in the bar and after a while we began to dance (dirty). Got her digits and proceeded to head back home. As i was rolling to my room my younger brother stops and tells me that i had pizza sauce on my pants... this chick had apparently used me as a human tampon throughout the night!! ILA

#7 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:48 PM by danq - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (12)

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