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After downing a 1.75 of fleischman's in a half hour with a few girls during my first semester of college I went on to p*ss on the girls bathroom floor, slip on my own p*ss, fall backwards and put my head through a wall, and drop kick the toilet. All in one smooth motion. ILA

#21 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM by Jim - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (6)

I made the university paper yesterday. Apparently when I stumbled back to the dorms a few nights ago, I collapsed on the stairs and a university cop came over. He asked if I needed help, & for my ID. I guess I pulled out a condom, put it in my mouth, chewed, and spat the wrapper at him. Or so I read. Since that night, ILA

#20 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 06:27 AM by the big guy - School - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (6)

Today, I was super drunk on Keystone and Vodka shots and found myself in the stairwell of dorm, needing to break the seal in the worst way. I opened a window and started to piss on a tree. I screamed "I'M WATERING THESE F****ING FLOWERS B****ES!", then proceeded to see that I was p*ssing on 3 RAs three floors below. I might get suspended, but ILA

#18 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 04:51 PM by Spruiell - School - I agree, you love alcohol (22) - You deserved that one (1)

Today, my roomate spilt her full beer on our bathroom floor. She then proceeded to my kitchen, and grabbed my shamwow. She soaked up all of the beer with the shamwow and then drained it into her mouth before my very eyes. Needless to say, I was impressed. ILA

#13 (0) - Oct 19, 2009 01:19 PM by misc248 - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (0)

Last night, I went out with my roommate drunk to a party where we eventually separated. When I came back to my dorm I went straight to bed. In the middle the night, I heard a loud bumping sound. I sat up quickly thinking that I was being robbed. Turned out, my roommate had fallen flat on his face out of bed. Its a 5 foot loft. ILA

#6 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:38 PM by theworldisflat - School - I agree, you love alcohol (6) - You deserved that one (1)

Today, a guy from my dorm went out, got drunk, and somehow managed to find a pickax in the tunnels. In his drunken jokingness, he punctures 3 huge holes into the wall as if he were some kind of construction worker. What can I say, ILA

#5 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 01:47 PM by presidont - School - I agree, you love alcohol (7) - You deserved that one (0)

Last year, my roommate thought that it would be a good idea to go out and drink. I had no problem with that, until during his drunken-sleep-walking-night, when he mistakenly mistook my desk for the toilet. Luckily, my computer wasn't on the desk, but my homework due the next way was. I guess we could say ILA... but not as much as him

#4 (0) - Oct 16, 2009 06:43 PM by Anonymous - School - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (1)

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