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Today, my roomate spilt her full beer on our bathroom floor. She then proceeded to my kitchen, and grabbed my shamwow. She soaked up all of the beer with the shamwow and then drained it into her mouth before my very eyes. Needless to say, I was impressed. ILA

#13 (0) - Oct 19, 2009 01:19 PM by misc248 - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (0)

Last night, I was at a friends house party at the end of a long drinking night. My friend said he had to go to the bathroom, so he left the room, made a circle, came back to the couch he was sitting on, un zipped his pants, p*ssed on the couch, and then passed out in it. This is why ILA

#12 (0) - Oct 19, 2009 06:23 AM by Anonymous - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (1)

I was at a concert recently, p*ss drunk, and had to piss. So I unzipped & went into my empty beer bottle. I set it down, and made my way back through the crowd. I looked back in time to see some guy pick up the bottle, take a huge swig, and spew it all over everyone behind me. Even I got misted. ILA

#11 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 08:02 PM by Nick - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (5) - You deserved that one (4)

After a night of heavy drinking me and my roommate return to our dorm and pass out. My roommate, so i learned, has a tendency to sleepwalk when drunk. About 2 hours after we got back i see him get up, piss the corner of his closet and proceed to dry it with his towel. Next morning i wake up to find him using that same towel after having taken a shower and ask me why all his stuff smells like p*ss. ILA

#8 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 07:28 PM by themajor - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (3) - You deserved that one (1)

So I went to a casual party three nights ago dressed in my best white pants (obviously) and lavender button down shirt. I started to chat up with some girl in the bar and after a while we began to dance (dirty). Got her digits and proceeded to head back home. As i was rolling to my room my younger brother stops and tells me that i had pizza sauce on my pants... this chick had apparently used me as a human tampon throughout the night!! ILA

#7 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:48 PM by danq - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (12)

Last night, I went out with my roommate drunk to a party where we eventually separated. When I came back to my dorm I went straight to bed. In the middle the night, I heard a loud bumping sound. I sat up quickly thinking that I was being robbed. Turned out, my roommate had fallen flat on his face out of bed. Its a 5 foot loft. ILA

#6 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 03:38 PM by theworldisflat - School - I agree, you love alcohol (6) - You deserved that one (1)

Today, a guy from my dorm went out, got drunk, and somehow managed to find a pickax in the tunnels. In his drunken jokingness, he punctures 3 huge holes into the wall as if he were some kind of construction worker. What can I say, ILA

#5 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 01:47 PM by presidont - School - I agree, you love alcohol (7) - You deserved that one (0)

Last year, my roommate thought that it would be a good idea to go out and drink. I had no problem with that, until during his drunken-sleep-walking-night, when he mistakenly mistook my desk for the toilet. Luckily, my computer wasn't on the desk, but my homework due the next way was. I guess we could say ILA... but not as much as him

#4 (0) - Oct 16, 2009 06:43 PM by Anonymous - School - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (1)

This morning I woke up in bed and under the sheets was a massive tree branch, with the bottom half covered in black sooth as if it was grabbed from a fire. I have no recollection of how it got there. Potentially for the best sex ever? Yes. ILA

#3 (0) - Oct 16, 2009 05:51 AM by Starkers - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (2) - You deserved that one (0)

Today I'm with my boys at the bar the other, ripping shots off a $150 American Express gift card. I get so hammered, I head to go to the bathroom, pop into a stall and puke all over the place. I open up my eyes and there's a dude taking a s*** covered in my vomit! So I punch the guy in the face and book it outta there. ILA!

#2 (1) - Oct 14, 2009 10:21 PM by cst25 - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (12) - You deserved that one (1)

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