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My friend had a few drinks and decided it would be a good idea to ride down a set of stairs with his bike and try jump off it... he missed. Result? 3 fractures in his head and leaking cerebral fluid out his nose. God, why do ILA

#25 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 08:59 PM by sk8torkid - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (32) - You deserved that one (4)

Last night, I was in a club just drinking. I stood up to go home, and it suddenly hit my body just how very drunk I was. I felt nauseous and went into the ladies room to vomit. After 10 minutes I heard a girl say, "Oh, my God! There's someone passed out in here!" I thought to myself, "Wow, someone's passed out in here?". Turned out, it was me. ILA

#24 (0) - Oct 23, 2009 06:40 AM by bagless - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (7) - You deserved that one (16)

After a night of drinking, I went to bed in a not-so-humid room, which makes me super thirsty at night. After downing about a quart of water in the first 2 hours, I grabbed the nearest bottle of liquid. As I found out the next morning, Fleischmann's is NOT and acceptable substitute for water. ILA

#23 (0) - Oct 22, 2009 04:03 PM by reyfufurules - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (15) - You deserved that one (5)

My brother recently turned 18 years old. He begged me to let him drink with me one night. So I went out, and purchased the drinks. 2 hours into the night, he went to the bathroom started to puke his guts out. So I went in there shortly after to check on him. He kept looking at me with a "Ah I'm going to die" look. The drinks were non-alcholic. I died of laughter! ILA

#22 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM by brohan - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

After downing a 1.75 of fleischman's in a half hour with a few girls during my first semester of college I went on to p*ss on the girls bathroom floor, slip on my own p*ss, fall backwards and put my head through a wall, and drop kick the toilet. All in one smooth motion. ILA

#21 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 10:48 PM by Jim - School - I agree, you love alcohol (21) - You deserved that one (6)

I made the university paper yesterday. Apparently when I stumbled back to the dorms a few nights ago, I collapsed on the stairs and a university cop came over. He asked if I needed help, & for my ID. I guess I pulled out a condom, put it in my mouth, chewed, and spat the wrapper at him. Or so I read. Since that night, ILA

#20 (0) - Oct 21, 2009 06:27 AM by the big guy - School - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (6)

Last night, I had eight keg cups filled with half beer and half vodka. I went to the bathroom and emerged to find my friend wearing a bandana. I thought he was a serial killer and feared for my life, so i locked myself in the bathroom to hide from the killer. It took 4 people an hour to talk me out. Then I puked on the kids who talked me out. ILA

#19 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 05:36 PM by Pete - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (2)

Today, I was super drunk on Keystone and Vodka shots and found myself in the stairwell of dorm, needing to break the seal in the worst way. I opened a window and started to piss on a tree. I screamed "I'M WATERING THESE F****ING FLOWERS B****ES!", then proceeded to see that I was p*ssing on 3 RAs three floors below. I might get suspended, but ILA

#18 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 04:51 PM by Spruiell - School - I agree, you love alcohol (22) - You deserved that one (1)

So I was really drunk with my old high school friends, and after taking a wiz outside, I went back into his apartment. Only I misjudged the houses and walked into his next door neighbors house. They are a nice mormon family, and this was two days after he moved in next door. Awkward, but ILA

#16 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 09:00 AM by jamesthegreat - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (1)

This morning as went into my hotel bathroom, I found toliet paper desintigrating in my sink. Then as I opened my toliet seat lid, I found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and acne wash; floating. Apparently I didn't distinguish between the two, or figure out the layout of the bathroom well enough before going out to the bars. ILA

#14 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 06:36 AM by ThePidgeon - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (19) - You deserved that one (5)

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