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today i was so drunk i was taken back home and left the cat the back seat of a van. Then my friends looked for me but i was lost. Afraid i had left the car they yelled for me. I woke up.. I had fallen off the seat underneath the seat before me invisible to the others... ILA

#43 (0) - Mar 2, 2010 04:37 PM by moimoimoi - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (4)

one nite me n my friends got completely hammered n when i went home my mom was pisst that i couldnt even stand up so she called the cops n i was all throwin a fit so when the cop got there i was smokin a cig n im not old enough to smoke so when he askt to put it out i said f***k you and threw it at him and then hit the floor...one helluva nite

#40 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:49 PM by datGiRL - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (4)

me n my boyfriend were at this party. there were about 20 other ppl in the room n the alcohol started to hit us n we got a lil freaky. so we pulled the blanket over us n proceeded to have crazy sex n after being done we realized the blanket was long gone..n we'd jus very well entertained each n every one of them motherf***ers

#39 (0) - Jan 19, 2010 10:44 PM by datGiRL - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (1) - You deserved that one (4)

US Marines stationed in Japan were bragging which of of Special Ops groups was the baddest (while pitching horseshoes, of all things). One guy from the Air Force para-rescue team was there. A drunk Marine fell on the horseshoe stake. Para Rescue dude pulled him off, closed the wound with a pack of smokes & re-inflated his collapsed lung. He was bad. ILA

#35 (0) - Dec 2, 2009 02:24 AM by Marine - Work - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (0)

A US Marine stationed in Japan with me came home drunk and shook the cigarette machine, hoping for free smokes. I heard the crash and ran to where he was. He was under the machine with 2 broken arms.

#34 (0) - Dec 2, 2009 02:20 AM by Marine - Work - I agree, you love alcohol (0) - You deserved that one (0)

After hitting the bars, my buddy and i went back to my house to crash. I collapsed on my bed. After a few seconds I stood up, dropped my pants, popped a squat and p*ssed all over my bed spread while my girl friend was still in the bed. Then I ripped all the covers off, flipping my girl friend off of the bed, and slept. ILA

#30 (0) - Oct 27, 2009 09:41 PM by rather - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (3) - You deserved that one (0)

Last night, I got drunk and stole a mop out of someone's closet. I decided to take a stroll with the mop. I randomly meet up with another drunk dude with a random object - a full cake. He took it from someone's birthday party before they ate it for some reason. We decided to throw the cake handful-by-handful at a random car parked. I had fun! ILA

#29 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 08:04 PM by Ctomatoesoup - Miscellaneous - I agree, you love alcohol (23) - You deserved that one (1)

A few weeks ago I was with a girl on her bed. Apparently she had left her hair straightener on her bed and at some point we accidentally turned it on. The next morning I woke up with big burns on my side that will probably scar me for life. Thank God for that alcohol! ILA

#28 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:52 PM by Cameron - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (18) - You deserved that one (8)

At my parents' anniversary party I got blackout drunk. I apparently got into a nasty argument with my sister, and then went upstairs and played Halo 3 online. I don't remember it, but when I woke up, I found a bunch of nasty comments from fellow Halo players. I looked at the replays my game and apparently I had teabagged everything in my path. ILA

#27 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:51 PM by halo_fan - Party - I agree, you love alcohol (17) - You deserved that one (8)

Last night I was at a party had load of shots. I got drunk and started shadowboxing over by a fireplace because I thought i was at the gym for a minute. This one girl starts a conversation with me and before I knew it I was in a room and she was taking my pants off. I started yelling IM NOT GOING TO THE OFFICE! Needless to say, I got no sex ILA

#26 (0) - Oct 24, 2009 07:43 PM by boxing4ever - Sex - I agree, you love alcohol (25) - You deserved that one (3)

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